Goblowned

-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.

1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "

2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"

Goblowned by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008

googlowned

to shame someone by having embarassing pictures or links result from a google search of that person's name

miserable failure googlowned dubya

googlowned by Axis of Weasel August 10, 2004

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Goblowned • Goblined • googlowned • cart goblined

Goblined

The act of stealing or taking something from another, in an almost grimey and crusty manner. Much like how a goblin would steal one's treasure.

“Bro where'd you get those chips?”
“I goblined them from my pantry like the sneaky lil rat i am.”

Goblined by Emm Fettuccine October 6, 2019

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cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

cart goblined by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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