Goblowned

-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.

1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "

2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"

by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008

googlowned

to shame someone by having embarassing pictures or links result from a google search of that person's name

miserable failure googlowned dubya

by Axis of Weasel August 10, 2004

Goblined

The act of stealing or taking something from another, in an almost grimey and crusty manner. Much like how a goblin would steal one's treasure.

“Bro where'd you get those chips?”
“I goblined them from my pantry like the sneaky lil rat i am.”

by Emm Fettuccine October 6, 2019

cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021