Goblowned

-v- To be owned in the worst kind of way; killed by goblins in any RPG.
The most humiliating situation a gamer could ever be thrown into; akin to having your best friend restrain you and shove shit down your throat and pack it in with a horse's cock.
-adj- Something debilitatingly sucky/retarded.

1)Ted: " I swear to got Ned, if you get killed by goblins, you suck worse than...(ted witnesses his friend being mauled by little green men)... wow... Goblowned! "

2)Mother:" Remember Billy, you have a play date with your "special" friend from school."
Billy: " I don't wanna hang out with that goblowned fag mom!"

Goblowned by Nick Lowers February 5, 2008

googlowned

to shame someone by having embarassing pictures or links result from a google search of that person's name

miserable failure googlowned dubya

googlowned by Axis of Weasel August 10, 2004

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Goblowned • Goblined • googlowned • cart goblined

Goblined

The act of stealing or taking something from another, in an almost grimey and crusty manner. Much like how a goblin would steal one's treasure.

“Bro where'd you get those chips?”
“I goblined them from my pantry like the sneaky lil rat i am.”

Goblined by Emm Fettuccine October 6, 2019

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cart goblined

(verb) The past tense act of a mythical goblin having stolen the content(s) of your shopping cart during online checkout, leaving you empty handed.

I was in the middle of checkout, but I got cart goblined!

cart goblined by MrGrimmace February 10, 2021

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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