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something that sounds muddy and gloopy
john: Yo, check out this new pedal for my guitar
Chris: That shit sounds goinchy as fuck man
goinchy by bbeeaannzz December 31, 2023
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Goinched 

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.
You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!
Goinched by YGproductions April 9, 2016
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1. the singular form of the more widely accepted, Ginchiest. Meaning cool, groovy, hep, happenin', awesome, kick-ass, rockin', .

2. the pinnacle of cool.
Pumas have got to be the ginchiest. They're funky-hot for sure.
Ginchy by mia January 19, 2004
Generational word for something good or the best.
Ginchy morphed into boss, morphed into groovy, morphed into bad, rad, cool, bitchin', sick, etc. etc. (there are likely another hundred words). As Kookie said, "Baby, you're the ginchiest" the best.
ginchy by tolerance June 1, 2013

Goinched 

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

Damn nigga he got goinched hard as fuck!
He got goinched so hard that he cries when he sits down!

Damn Daniel, that kid got goinched hard as fuck!

Yesterday I got goinched, I can't even feel my testicles right now...
Goinched by YGproductions June 2, 2016
Mean, Sour, Ugly, Grimmy
Ayo son yo moms is fuckin grinchy as hell
grinchy by scott May 13, 2005
1. Wonderfully good or attractive.

2. anxious; jumpy; antsy
"You're the ginchiest!"

or

"I got very ginchy about being left alone with Aileen, very hopeful and very anxious both at once."
Ginchy by mjayg November 26, 2003
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