goballoon 

Like a gobshite only dopier, the sort of person who goes around with their mouth hanging slightly open all the time and are generally completely oblivious to the fact that nobody can stand them, they might even think they’re slightly cool.
A dopey gobshite

“what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”

“you’re not bringing that go balloon tonight are ya”

“someone tell that thick goballoon to stop pretending to be a cat and get back to stacking shelves”

“what did you do that for ya great blundering goballoon”

goballoon by eilah December 12, 2008

Gobollon 

Up and coming crypto currency that is soon to be the highest value.

yo man did you invest in gobollon?

Gobollon by SmittyFellow August 13, 2020

Galloon 

A condom that is filled with feces and stuffed into a vagina or anus.

Bob gave Mary a galloon for her birthday.

Galloon by Marcus Aurellus June 30, 2008

Gonaloon

Gonaloon - a black, 4-legged, nocturnal scavenger that brings back trophy items to human homes it protect. They typically travel in pairs and have been known to reincarnate back to their former image upon death.

Etymology: Old English GAN "to go, depart" and LOON from Latin LUNA, "moon"

Don't go too far into the woods; a Gonaloon is out.

Gonaloon by British Bloke July 29, 2013

gerballoons

a gerbil that's been heliumed.

A happy party furry Gerballoon!

gerballoons by Mark Llama February 10, 2004

Gonaloons 

A pair of black four-legged creatures that roam through the woods and occasionally protect homes. They are also scavengers and bring back trophy items to homes they protect.

Don't go too far into the woods; the Gonaloons are out.

Gonaloons by Bremen Ben February 6, 2010

galloon

act of skinny dipping in a lagoon

on new years eve my in laws and i decided to galloon in the lagoon 🚻

galloon by Kªrªb0 January 1, 2026