Galloon 

A condom that is filled with feces and stuffed into a vagina or anus.

Bob gave Mary a galloon for her birthday.

Galloon by Marcus Aurellus June 30, 2008

galloon

act of skinny dipping in a lagoon

on new years eve my in laws and i decided to galloon in the lagoon 🚻

galloon by Kªrªb0 January 1, 2026

Gallon Gluttony 

A group of middle class and bored adolescents who smash gallons of juice, milk, and other fluids at local supermarkets for youtube stardom and for the purpose of a supposed prank.

Eric Steinberg: Hey man, my mom left me her Bmw, so we can go to the Metro and do some Gallon Gluttony.

Chad Dawkins:Oh bro! Nice, lemme get my cam so we can get some views!

Gallon Gluttony by TERminalambiaNCe March 11, 2013

gallon booty 

a booty that is enourmous. an ass that look like it got gallons of something. the biggest ass ever.

damn, you see that redbone; shawty gotta gallon booty!

gallon booty by samantha_cheree May 9, 2009

smiles per gallon 

A play on the metric miles per gallon. Describes the overall fulfillment and enjoyment of a driving experience, rather than fuel economy. Used often in the car enthusiast community, when referencing vehicles that focus primarily on performance rather than daily drive-ability and convenience.

That car may suck up gas, but it makes up for it in smiles per gallon.

smiles per gallon by DemonOfRazgriz June 15, 2018

Gallon Red 

The nameless overly sugared crimson ambrosia of your local corner mart. Like kool-aid, but much cheaper and thicker. Gallon red refers to the red cherry/tropical flavors, but can be in other flavors as well: green (lime), blue (blue raspberry), orange, and questionably black (grape). Always cheap, never filling.

Yo lets hit up the corner mart and get some gallon red

Gallon Red by Pancho Lama April 2, 2007

Goonga Galoonga 

A phrase that someone may use to express deep shock or excitement.

1: I lost 50 pounds on weight watchers!

2: GOONGA GALOONGA!!!! You look amazing!

Goonga Galoonga by JettaPussy October 7, 2018