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Goatmanity
A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.
"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"
^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"
^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009
Related Words
goathan • goathanger • Goat Handling • Goatman • Goalhanging • Goathammer • goatsandwich • Gathan • Gathandrum • goatbanger
Gathan
You always need a Gathan in your life there the sweetest person.they will take care of you they would make sure you are ok and doesn’t like to see there partner cry.and if you find a Gathan they are great at sex and has the thickest ass.A Gathan would take care of you and cherish every moment with you.If you find a Gathan keep him
Gathan by Nicole_feather March 14, 2019
Goatman
Goatman by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003
gothan
A gothan is a person/persons who are the conbination of both these tendances, normally listens to heavy metal music and wears clothes and makeup normally assoicated with goths such as Mesh tops, tight/ripped jeans, makeup, piercings, dog collars, etc.
gothan by Michael Harris December 5, 2005
Goatman
A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
Goatman by anonymous77 June 12, 2006
goatman
The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
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EBK
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Blexas
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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