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Goatmanity 

A wonderful world where goats roam happily and freely. There is no war or violence. Just goats skipping around merrily eating their oaties and coca cola. Also goats rule the world and if you don't listen to them you become dead.
"Is that heaven"
"No, thats Goatmanity"
"Oh my goodness"

^^conversation between someone familiar with Goatmanity and someone just learning how wonderful it is
Goatmanity by Girdith February 24, 2009
You always need a Gathan in your life there the sweetest person.they will take care of you they would make sure you are ok and doesn’t like to see there partner cry.and if you find a Gathan they are great at sex and has the thickest ass.A Gathan would take care of you and cherish every moment with you.If you find a Gathan keep him
Did you see Gathan today he has the thickest ass than Evan and Dylan
Gathan by Nicole_feather March 14, 2019
Look! It's none other than goatman himself!
Goatman by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003
A person who is considered to embody the combination of a Goth and a Bogan
A gothan is a person/persons who are the conbination of both these tendances, normally listens to heavy metal music and wears clothes and makeup normally assoicated with goths such as Mesh tops, tight/ripped jeans, makeup, piercings, dog collars, etc.
gothan by Michael Harris December 5, 2005
A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.
I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!
Goatman by anonymous77 June 12, 2006
The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.
Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.
goatman by Ben April 22, 2005