Goatman

The man in the goatse.cx pictures.

Look! It's none other than goatman himself!

by Cliff Fleming May 31, 2003

Goatman

A half-man, half-goat creature that is believed by some to be the result of a USDA experiment that went horribly wrong. The Goatman roams PG county, MD, terrorizing its citizens, and is purported to eat small pets. There remains some discrepancy over which half of him is goat and which is man.

I saw the Goatman last night! He ate my dog!

by anonymous77 June 12, 2006

goatman

The best internet celebrity out there. He posesses the most amazing talent of opening his asshole about 4 or 5 inches wide. Through years of practice he can fit up to three(3) dildos in his anus at one time. He used to be found at www.goatse.cx now he resides at google images since he got shut down.

Ben: Hey Ted you know what I want to be when I grow up?
Ted: GOATMAN!!!??
Ben: Of course.

by Ben April 22, 2005

Goatman

A man who loves to have sex with goats.

Hide those goats before goatman sees them.

by EvgenyIsGreat May 12, 2010

Goatman

A mythological creature that preys on young couples making out in cars, is known to reside in school buildings, churches, and teenagers basements.

Whatch out guys, its a fucking goatman!

by Claypool08 August 19, 2007

goatman

one who is overly preppy, fratastic, Republican. such an individual is typically in possession of Croakies, a Polo shirt, and Sperry Top-Siders.

"Yo D, lose the John Stockton shorts and the Croakies homeboy. You're turnin' goatman on us."

by wordcraft July 30, 2008

Goatman

A random youtuber who plays roblos a random hunting game and yeah you have to scroll through all the channels just to find him

"Goatman knows where i live and he wont let me go pls help"

by KingNestywesty November 14, 2022