One who Loses to Abzurath, but thinks he can kick his ass in real life.
or
One who's Wang is of proficient size.
or
or two hangers fasioned to resemble a goat.
OUCH !!!! don't touch my goathanger.
Man you are such a goathanger.
by Goat'sdaddy July 9, 2004
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