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goathammer

an invisible deadly weapon...aka spare dick
u just got hit with a goathammer
goathammer by goatstroker September 30, 2009
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goathumper 

A word used to describe those of Arab decent.
Saddam is a fucking goat humper. Asshole.
goathumper by Bitchin Kitchen June 14, 2003

goathumper 

1. One who finds pleasure humping/fucking goats
2. used to modify existing insults
3. one who has harmed his/her friends in an emotional way
1. i heard moses was actually a goathumper
2. dude, jimmy is an asshole goathumper
3. mark stumpfucked my girlfriend, what a fucking goathumper

or, all 3: OMG DANNY FUCKED A GOAT?? THATS FUCKING SICK DUDE WHAT A GOATHUMPING FAGGOT GOATHUMPER
goathumper by mista ska March 25, 2003

ghosthammer 

When someone is roofied and then is given a pile driver.
Her neck and hips hurt because she got ghosthammered.
ghosthammer by Bramcove June 28, 2017

goathanger 

One who Loses to Abzurath, but thinks he can kick his ass in real life.
or
One who's Wang is of proficient size.
or
or two hangers fasioned to resemble a goat.
OUCH !!!! don't touch my goathanger.
Man you are such a goathanger.
goathanger by Goat'sdaddy July 9, 2004