goanna 

Enornormous big green thing, similar to an iguana or dinosaur, that has a 20 foot long "pecker".

The crocodile hunter wishes he had a pecker as big as the goanna.

I'm gonna humpahh goanna.

goanna by Heather and Lauren February 13, 2004

Goanna Rag 

An item of clothing a young man keeps hidden in his room, usually under the mattress with his porn magazines

He cleaned it up with his Goanna Rag

Goanna Rag by Pottiechase October 22, 2016

Sloppy goanna

When one gives oral intercourse to a male partner while supine, with the scrotum inside the mouth and the tongue reaching down to as close to the anus or the perineum as possible. The sloppiness comes from the salivary secretions as lubrication.

Elaine B is a sneaky gecko who gave me a sloppy goanna. Fair dinkum.

Sloppy goanna by Basr92 May 9, 2020

the goanna

when a guy is fucking a girl from behind in the vagina then pulls out and goes into the ass, the girl gets shocked and climbs up the wall in a goanna like fashion.

last night i was rooting christy against the wall and i wanted some ass so i went in for the kill but she got so shocked she climbed that wall like the goanna!

the goanna by P-Dildo December 14, 2010

never gonna give you up 

We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

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Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

never gonna give you up by AreYeWinningSon? July 25, 2020

im gonna say the n word 

When someone is about to say the forbidden word and destroy the universe

" IM GONNA DO IT, IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD," Says Donald Trump, "YOU CAN'T SAY THE N WORD, THAT'S RACIST!" Says Skipper.

im gonna say the n word by EpicGamer42 November 29, 2018

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.

Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.

If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. by HotMommasDaddyStepCousin August 28, 2021