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Gochenour 

A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?

Wade: He's a Gochenour.

Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.

Wade: He beats her, too.
Gochenour by Kalbach September 30, 2023
Related Words
Goacher goache gouche gooched Goocher goach Gouched Goucher gooche gouache

Vatkay Gache 

It’s a Bengali Word ; Laughing so hard that the face becomes stuck in the laughing state.
Sara Din Maal Ta Kono Kaj To Korbe Na Jokhon E Kichu Korte Bolbo Mukh Ta Amon Korbe Mone Hoe Jeno Vatkay Gache !
Vatkay Gache by xXxPOISON X April 13, 2020

goochess 

a gooch that is old crusty, hairy, sweaty, soggy, smelly, chunky,and has never seen the light of day it only comes out at night.
i dont want a goochess when i am older
goochess by poowaker69 May 25, 2007

gooched on 

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
gooched on by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015
When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me
Oh man, that's a goocher
goocher by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004
- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.
"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".
Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010