by metro anthony November 2, 2005
Get the goache mug.A Gochenour is a middle-aged white guy with a beergut and perpetual scowl who always wears sleeveless shirts, sunglasses, and workboots and thinks he is a badass because of his scowling gargoyle face, barrel chest, and Harley. He thinks he can fight, but he hasn't been in a "fight" since 1987, when he pushed a kid on the playground. Gochenours are also notorious abusers, cheaters, and dirty macks. They beat their wives, scream at their kids, repeatedly cheat on their wives, and target other men's wives for their extramarital affairs.
Jamie: That old fat fuck is a pussy. Why is he staring at me?
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
Wade: He's a Gochenour.
Jamie: I think that Gochenour is cheating on his wife with a married coworker.
Wade: He beats her, too.
by Kalbach September 30, 2023
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by xXxPOISON X April 13, 2020
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by poowaker69 May 25, 2007
Get the goochess mug.To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015
Get the gooched on mug.When picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. See: Stand By Me
Oh man, that's a goocher
by Tresser McKay May 12, 2004
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