Gouched

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Gouched

This is the state that you are in after consuming large amounts of alcohol or drugs ... You are neither bollocksed or arseholed but somewhere in the middle

I've consumed far too much if everything I'm suitable gouched

by Inkiedinkiedo August 10, 2014

Gouched

When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

by High bitch November 26, 2019

Gouched

(adj.) When a human is being lifted by another human being by means of their arm. Their arm is placed between the legs and procected in an upwards direction. The victim is usually resting his 'gouch' on the arm hence the term 'Gouched'. For more understanding see gouch.

Pronounced 'Goo - ch - t'

Boy 1: Did you see me on the field today?
Boy 2: No, why?
Boy 1: aha I gouched simon a treat!
Boy 2: ahahaa

by Alexander Robert Goode February 18, 2009

Gouched

The stage that comes before being catastrophically drunk.

"How are you feeling?"

"Momentarily, I am gouched.... well on route to being ballbagged."

by joshnghocki July 26, 2017

gooched on

To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.

Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.

by Yung Kimchi October 23, 2015

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010