gmoot

I am gmoot. We are gmoot.

CT: gm
based user: gmoot

by 2020bmygrave September 29, 2021

GMOAT

A person who is exceptionally good at math, hence is the GMOAT, greatest mathematician of all time.

Person 1: I did so badly on that math test, I got a D.
Person 2: oh, I got and A because I’m the GMOAT.
Person 1: fuck, I hate GMOATS!

by The gmoat February 17, 2022

I am Groot

the phase you say when you don't know what to say next

Charlie: Who are you voting in the next election?
Me: I am Groot

Sam: Look at all this free food
Me: I am Groot!

by mag21 August 17, 2014

Gootnick

small; easily injured; horny

That kid over there has had a sprained ankle for three months, what a Gootnick!

by ih8twins February 14, 2010

Grootmoor

a school that basically guarantees you either really, really good teachers or really, really bad ones. also has an obnoxious and lowkey toxic obsession with frogs

"you wanna know what the canteen at Grootmoor is called?"
"....canteen?"
"no, better"
"......cafeteria?"
"NO. BETTER"
"JUST TELL ME GODDAMMIT"
"..."
"..."
" f R o G L o U n G E"

by croissantfeet May 26, 2020

Groot

cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5

i am groot

by harambewasalie August 11, 2016

glootte

Glootte is a black cat with yellow eyes, usually with his pacifier.
In any case where there is a black cat, it is Glootte

“Hey did you see Glootte that other day?”
“No thats retarded”

by cobsi June 11, 2021