glootte

Glootte is a black cat with yellow eyes, usually with his pacifier.
In any case where there is a black cat, it is Glootte

“Hey did you see Glootte that other day?”
“No thats retarded”

by cobsi June 11, 2021

glootte

Glootte is a black cat usually depicted with a pacifier

“Hey did you see glootte today”
“No thats retarded”

by cobsi June 11, 2021

Glooster

A glooster is when a pregnant woman is giving birth and the child coming out gives you oral

Yo Katie is pregnant you tryna glooster in 9 months?

by Johnmcmaster April 25, 2020

Glotter

Something that doesn't make sense, or a Napoleon Dynamite reference. Someone that sounds pitiful, alone, sad.

Aww! Look at him, he looks so glotter.


I'd fuck that glotter

by Kyle(is hard) December 25, 2008

Glottenday

Glottenday is the day of the week between Thursday and Friday that only lasts three hours.

Glottenday was created by Noah the caring in 1825 to remember the time that America was frozen over by cold things and we all had to wait for it to thaw gently as Noah used his breath to defrost all of America.

Wow today is Glottenday huh?

by This is not made up ;) January 18, 2021

Glooter

Physiotherapist, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu purple belt, Philanthropist and world wide adventurer extraordinaire. A fuckin glooter.

So quit draxting my slkonce, you fricken glooter.

by Smart boi. January 12, 2020

Glooten

Glooten, kelcium’s greatest enemy! Basically gluten but better.

Ken: “Ay, Joe, what you got there?”
Joe: “You’re drinking Kelcium? GET AWAY FROM ME, I USE THE POWER OF GLOOTEN!”
Ken: “AHHHHH” *dies*

by siod March 2, 2020