glopped

man trying to ejaculate but it clogs up like cheese and becomes painful like shooting stones

"oh god hes glopped again" "shit mate i keep glopping"

by c-bl$$ing & r-schw$$ng February 6, 2007

Glopped

To be zoned out(spaced out) or just fucked.

“Hey man, you good? You look glopped.”
“Yo!!! That man just got glopped!”

by Benweezy June 21, 2019

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.

Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.

by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Glooped

To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.

Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 10, 2018

glopper

One who glops; A masturbator.

Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.

by tom101 August 4, 2003

glomped

past tense of glomp

dude 1: did you see girl 1? she glomped dude 2!
girl 2: she had to glomp someone;it was a dare.
dude 1:your right its in the past.
girl 2: i was dared to do this *glomps dude 1*

by mage wilson June 20, 2007

Gopped

Superbly fucked up on drugs

Thow it away or your'e gopped

by eXTCportal November 15, 2017