Double Barrel Shit

When you defecate in your pants and the fecal matter sprays out both pant legs.

Dude, I had the worst diarrhea last night, and I totally did a double barrel shit.

by Lil_Bird414 April 28, 2022

Michael Myers

When a man has brutally rough sex with a woman, and shows no emotion and makes no noise, except for harsh breathing.

Laurie told me that she was having the most wild sex with her boyfriend, but he was a total Michael Myers during the whole thing!

by Lil_Bird414 October 13, 2021

Echo Lake

A term used to describe the water inside a toilet bowl after a person has farted on it. The echo refers to the echo of the fart inside the bowl.

I love listening to the sound of my fart ripple across the Echo Lake.

by Lil_Bird414 July 03, 2022

Hermoane Granger

Having sex with your girlfriend while she is trying to study.

Dude, I gave my girlfriend a Hermoane Granger last night.

by Lil_Bird414 April 30, 2021

Merchant of Penis

When a person (typically a woman) offers up sex in exchange for something. Upon collecting the owed favor, the other individual would then get to “pound her flesh.”

Portia had to be a Merchant of Penis to get that new car.

by Lil_Bird414 October 28, 2021

Ambering

The act of cumming onto a bug/insect and then letting the semen harden, trapping the bug inside. The finished result will look like a piece of fossilized amber.

Guy 1: Where did you get that bug from?
Guy 2: I was ambering in the woods last night and saw it.

by Lil_Bird414 June 17, 2021

Lyndon B. Johnson

When you have an in-person conversation with somebody whilst you are on the toilet. It's often used as a power move to intimidate or dominate others, by making them feel uncomfortable.

My boss pulled a Lyndon B. Johnson to intimidate the two business men.

by Lil_Bird414 February 25, 2022