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When a girl has a butt that just looks great in pants or tight skirts, but once they come off it has so many craters it looks like an asteroid.
“Dude, don’t be fooled. She’s got a total Asteroid Ass!”
by Lil_Bird414 May 15, 2021
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The act of cumming onto a bug/insect and then letting the semen harden, trapping the bug inside. The finished result will look like a piece of fossilized amber.
Guy 1: Where did you get that bug from?
Guy 2: I was ambering in the woods last night and saw it.
by Lil_Bird414 June 17, 2021
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When your teacher won't allow you to go to the bathroom, so you publicly defecate in front of the whole class and then smear your feces on the whiteboard/chalkboard in an act of defiance.
"I had to go so badly, but my teacher wouldn't let me. So, I pulled a Brown v. Board of Education in front of everyone!"
by Lil_Bird414 April 07, 2021
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A sex act in which a group of men or women with strap-ons stand around a person and penetrate them a total of 23 times.
Mark and his friends performed a Julius Caesar on his wife.
by Lil_Bird414 April 11, 2021
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