Thow

To "Thow" is to invest someones money with the promise of doubling or tripling the initial investment, and once gaining the trust of the individual, claim a loss after redirecting the money to an offshore bank account or laundering it accordingly. To be a fraud investor, or broker with the intent of leaving the country with others money in hand, to a country with minimal extradition laws such as the Bahamas or Carribean Islands.

Ian Thow of Vancouver Island left to Seattle, Washington where he now resides with $10,000,000 of Alex Campbell's money; (the owner of Thrifty Foods, Subsidiary of the Sobeys chain) as well as an approximate value of $7,000,000 of other Vancouver and Victoria residents savings and investments. Extradition was declined as all of his taxes were filed before leaving the country.
I was thinking about becoming an investment broker, so that I can gain peoples trust and then thow them for all they are worth.

It sounded like a legitimate get rich quick idea, but i just ended up getting thowed.
by J. Waighfield November 08, 2007
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Thowing is when you are truly dumb and can't spell Throwing.
Eg: Mas sucks so bad the is thowing!
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1. Godamn, that movie was so thowed.
2. Mayn, i really need to get thowed rite now
by bushi September 11, 2003
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dude, i was thowed in the game last night.
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state of being overly drunk, high, or both, to the point where one experiences a blackout
"I done had 10 shots, drank 8 brews, and smoked two L's. I'm thowed dude."
by Willy B January 02, 2005
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Southern slang evolved from
"throwed" purposely omitting
"r" sound, mainly
a.) to get crunk and/or high/drunk
b.) something that is tight, cool or badass
c.) to fight or fuck someone up
d.) to physically throw
a.) "We got so thowed with that bitch off dat 8ball you know we had to run train"
b.) "Damn son that purple haze X northern lights 7 is some thowed ass weed, I'm thowed"
c.) "We gon thow down wit dem bitch niggaz and see whats good when we thow they asses in the gutter"
d.) "I don't give a fuck nigga I thow my sets up in any hood"
by Dmob September 19, 2006
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"Man, I'm thinking thowed"
by 3rd coast January 08, 2005
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