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One who glops; A masturbator.
Paul Browning was thought to be the biggest glopper in Mid-Wales until his crown was taken by the arch glopper, Peter Evans.
glopper by tom101 August 4, 2003
Words you can keep
someone on nexopia or myspace who goes to people's profile's and leaves stupid comments just to get hits.
If the glopper is in action they are considerded to be glopping. Past tense, glopped.
pernounsted: go-lop-per

word invente by myself and friend because so many ppl do this...
glopper example: someone leaves a comment like "hey do i know u from somewhere?" then u have to replie telling them no u dont ur an idiot....giving them a hit in the process.
glopper by douglas44 May 15, 2006

Glopper Schlopper

contact don to find out what a glopper schlopper is
Glopper Schlopper by Sphincks January 4, 2024

Glipper Glopper 

An olden term used by those yoinky sploinkers back in 1434. It means that you eat glip and glop clop.
Hello good sir, Clocker, have you seen the news of that ol' Glipper Glopper ova' in Times New Roman Font?
A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.
Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
gloyper by Gloyper December 3, 2021

gropper-time 

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.
"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."
gropper-time by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009

dirty Goppert 

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.
Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!
dirty Goppert by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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