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someone on nexopia or myspace who goes to people's profile's and leaves stupid comments just to get hits.
If the glopper is in action they are considerded to be glopping. Past tense, glopped.
pernounsted: go-lop-per

word invente by myself and friend because so many ppl do this...
glopper example: someone leaves a comment like "hey do i know u from somewhere?" then u have to replie telling them no u dont ur an idiot....giving them a hit in the process.
glopper by douglas44 May 15, 2006

Glopper Schlopper

contact don to find out what a glopper schlopper is
Glopper Schlopper by Sphincks January 4, 2024

Glipper Glopper 

An olden term used by those yoinky sploinkers back in 1434. It means that you eat glip and glop clop.
Hello good sir, Clocker, have you seen the news of that ol' Glipper Glopper ova' in Times New Roman Font?
A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.
Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
gloyper by Gloyper December 3, 2021

gropper-time 

(slang) Voluntary intervals of time within the workplace used to measure non-performance of job functions whilst still receiving houry stipends for said functions. Gropper-time may be practiced in groups or independently.
"Fuck, look at my shitty paycheck...let's get some Gropper-time tonight, yo."
gropper-time by MRDURDEN January 9, 2009

dirty Goppert 

A sex act where the male pulls back the foreskin from his uncircumcised penis, scrapes out the dirt and crust, sniffs it, and rubs it across his partner's upper lip.
Frank gave me the nastiest dirty Goppert yesterday, now I think I have herpes!
dirty Goppert by ncf 5000 April 1, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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