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past tense of glomp
dude 1: did you see girl 1? she glomped dude 2!
girl 2: she had to glomp someone;it was a dare.
dude 1:your right its in the past.
girl 2: i was dared to do this *glomps dude 1*
glomped by mage wilson June 20, 2007
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glompdick 

(verb) To embrace enthusiastically or pounce to hug with an erect penis.
Be careful, Johnny likes to glompdick people.
glompdick by KotaPhoenix January 28, 2014
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Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.
Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.
Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021
noun, one who receives a glomp; (more specifically) the person on the receiving side of a glomp
Jane saw John and exclaimed that he would be her glompee and then glompped John.
Glompee by CheeseStorm March 4, 2007
To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.
Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.
Glooped by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 10, 2018

glombed on 

1. glombed on.
When a person inserts himself into a group activity when he hasn't been officially invited.

2. glombed on. To get a ride from someone who is going to an event after finding out that another person is driving there and other people you know are going in their car.
He glombed on to the group of kids going to see the movie.

She glombed on a ride from Robert when she found out he was driving Alicia and Will to the Radiohead concert.
glombed on by QueenofKings May 26, 2009

Rhompy Stomp Glomper 

When someone is so fucking fat and whale that they cause an earthquake on every step they take. Usually the result of eating too much cake the fat cunts, but can also be caused by poor diet and lack of exercise. When swimming in the ocean, the fat ugly jam donut eating, huge gut having, thighs the size of a 40' container possessing, cake chomping whompers have been known to cause tsunamis in Japan, the fat fucking cunts.
Helen is a Rhompy Stomp Glomper
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