Glooped

To be so strongly under the influence of cannabis that normal human activities can no longer be performed. Ex: unable to walk, talk , write, etc.

Max: hey bro, u glooped?
Elijah: teehee duyyy!
Max: yeah....he's glooped.

by Hoogalaboogalaboo2621 November 11, 2018

Gloop Gloop

what you yell out when you see a skanky / stanky girl walking by in your daily life, Usually accompanied by leaning back, bending your knees and revving your invisible motorcycle.

youre hanging with your friends in the hallway at school

*skanky / stanky girl walks by*

You: GLOOP GLOOP!

*friends laugh, girl looks confused*

by N0RG August 6, 2009

Glooping

The moment of eye contact exchanged between the person leaving a bathroom stall and the person about the enter.

There awkwardness of the glooping outside the McDonald's bathroom was tenable, as both parties went on their way.

by smebobo October 6, 2019

Gloop

The act of sitting on the toilet after sex in order to rid oneself of the jizz inside one's vag.

Lexy: Damn baby, what a stallion you are.

Me: Shut up and go gloop; I don't need any babies running around.

Lexy: Ok my king.

(ten minutes later)

Me: Baby, what are you doing? My sandwich won't make itself.

Lexy: Hold on, I'm still glooping. It was an eight-roper.

by Bobby Bolivia November 28, 2010

gloop

(noun) A vaginal discharge that occurs after sexual arousal, the liquid often hangs or dribbles off of the vaginal lips. It has the texture of yogurt, and is similarly colored as well. (verb) bit

After sexual intercourse, Sarah had gloop hanging from her vagina but quickly pulled her up pants and said "it will dry"

by Gregory C March 22, 2008

Gloop

Gloop
Noun. The lettuce on a cheap ass $0.99 value menu burger, or any sandwich at that price, from big named fast food establishments in the United States of America.

Gloopy
Adj. The appearance of something being grossly limp & moist like lettuce on a sandwich from big name fast food establishments $0.99 value menu.

Gloopier
Mc Donalds

Gloopiest
Jack n the box

Ewww! That $0.99 chicken sandwich has gloop on it!

by lucky bailey rocks December 5, 2018

gloop

n. 1. a sort of mix between a liquid and a substance; thick, but liquidy. 2. a grotesque substance, commonly bright green, found in hot lunches, that is practically inedible. 3. Dreaded and hated, feared but is nescessary in some point in one's life to face, has something to do with food. 4. disgusting and weird. 5. Green.
v. to throw something green and smelly at someone, usually by means of a spoon and in a cafeteria.
Pronounciation: gul-ewp
Forms: Gloop, glooping, glooped

"Ha ha ha!" said the dumbass. "Man, yo got glooped!"

by Dujaton March 17, 2004