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Absolutely Glovered 

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.
I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.
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Goobered 

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...
Goobered by Phil Miller October 9, 2006

Augustus Glooped

When a person is covered in feces, resembling a person who has fallen into a chocolate river.
Charlie's girlfriend is really into scat, so he got Augustus Glooped last night.
Augustus Glooped by Lil_Bird414 October 14, 2021

Glibber globbered

The act of consuming such an extreme amount of alcohol that it is impossible to describe your state of mind.
Bruh I was so glibber globbered last night…I John Cena’d my ex boyfriend in the middle of the function!

Goobered 

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
Goobered by BPatek October 9, 2014

Goonered 

Totally stuffed. Up the creek. Ruined. Probably North London origin. Probably from Tottenham when defeated by Arsenal.
"I'm stuck on the North Circular behind a lorry accident, the traffic is at a standstill and I'm totally goonered".