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When a girl sucks the glue of a guys dick and may get her lips suck on
Man, she gave me the best glooper up and till we had to go to the emergency room.
glooper by Mike May 7, 2005
a glooper is a name given to someone, mainly meaning; gross or dirty
ew that sarah is such a glooper
glooper by rosie020202 November 20, 2020
a man or boy who acts gay but is very homophobic
ex: the gloopers in my class give each other head but call gay people disgusting
glooper by sukmaidik October 7, 2022
I am the world's best glooper
Glooper by JQDD April 17, 2026
Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: β€œHe who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”
Gloomer by polominty May 8, 2019
A natural phenomenon. No one created it, it just is, that's the difference, its memetic like that. There is no rhyme or reason. Gloyper just is.
Come on! You know... I Gloyper, You Gloyper, He, she, me... Gloyper! Glo Gloyper, Gloypinging... we'll have the Gloyp Burger. Gloyporama... Gloypology, the study of Gloyper? It's first grade, SpongeBob!
gloyper by Gloyper December 3, 2021