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Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.
When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.
by Gator67401 June 05, 2015
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to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface
Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.
by The Wig November 16, 2006
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1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore
E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"
by BPatek October 09, 2014
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GOOBERED Verb: Goo-Ber-d

To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.
1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.
by War hero June 12, 2018
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