Goobered 

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

Goobered by Phil Miller October 9, 2006

Goobered 

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore

E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"

Goobered by BPatek October 9, 2014

Goobered 

Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.

When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.

Goobered by Gator67401 June 5, 2015

Goobered 

to be goobered is the ultimate punishment --- expecially when you're goobered by Sars Mathface

Aaaaaah! I'm about to be goobered!

You'd better watch your back --- someone's apt to goober you is you keep talking like that.

Goobered by The Wig November 16, 2006

Goobered 

GOOBERED Verb: Goo-Ber-d

To be lying face down arse up, your hands are tied behind your back, you have a gag ball in your mouth, and your hair is being pulled, all at the same time while your arse is getting fucked.

1. Started the day today by getting Goobered.
2. Dogged the boys on a Saturday, got punished by getting goobered.

Goobered by War hero June 12, 2018

Goobered up 

When someone does something really cool, but stupid.

Zack: Did you see him do that backflip and fell?

Aaron: Yeah that was goobered up.

Goobered up by Astro09 December 5, 2019

Goobered up

MESSED UP, ON THAT GOOD STUFF. GETTING REALLY HIGH

I was so goobered up on that weed last night, I slept on the porch

Goobered up by Fuckyobabydaddy September 27, 2026