Goonered 

Totally stuffed. Up the creek. Ruined. Probably North London origin. Probably from Tottenham when defeated by Arsenal.

"I'm stuck on the North Circular behind a lorry accident, the traffic is at a standstill and I'm totally goonered".

Goonered by Goonered this morning March 18, 2004

Goonerette 

A diehard, female supporter of the London based football team, Arsenal FC, the winners of more League Titles than the rest of London put together.

If a goonerette is crying because the team lost the game, do not blame it on PMS.

Goonerette by Bi-curvy-ness October 9, 2011

gonered 

Synonymous with gone.

Alex: I gtg, cya
Nem: Cya
***Alex has left.***
Jem: Sup Alex?
Nem: Alex gonered.

gonered by dukenemesis October 19, 2008

Goobered 

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

Goobered by Phil Miller October 9, 2006

Goobered 

1)The absolute, highest you can be off marijuana
2)being so stoned you have no sense of the world anymore

E.g. 1
"Bro I took 6 dabs ever my first time smoking, I was Goobered"

E.g 2
"I got so Goobered I stared at a wall for 6 hours without even knowing it"

Goobered by BPatek October 9, 2014

Gonered 

When someone plays the song goner by twenty-one pilots without warning and leaves you a crying mess that wants taco bell and the hiatus to end

Friend "Listen to this new song"
You "Sure what is it?"
Music: I'm a goner
Friend "Ha get gonered"
You "This is why top is on hiatus"

Gonered by Yemmowasanotaku May 11, 2018

Goobered 

Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.

When Peter told Paul & Mary My Joke Paul Goobered all over His shirt.

Goobered by Gator67401 June 5, 2015