glovered

When you drink so much alcohol that your tongue is hanging out the side of your mouth and you think you’re sober

“I drank so much last night I was absolutely glovered”

glovered by Naho February 11, 2018

Absolutely Glovered 

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.

I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

Absolutely Glovered by salsamaster1991 June 9, 2011

grovered 

constantly having the worst of circumstances; having extreme unluckiness.

Charles is always getting grovered.

grovered by Charles Arnold July 9, 2007

Grovered 

Wearing a blue, fuzzy, Grover-like winter glove to perform finger penetration to a woman's vagina.

;;puts on blue fuzzy glove then fingers girlfriend;;

"Hey hunny, you just got Grovered" :)

Grovered by ZombieFlesh December 12, 2010

grovered 

too high to even fish anymore

I was going to change the channel until I got grovered.

grovered by nokings July 30, 2011

govered

to get ripped off, fucked over, tricked into doing something, often due to a female advance or promise of something

James: "Hey man, I ended up doing Susan's homework for her - just 'cause she winked at me."
Bruce: "Ha ha, man, you got govered!"

govered by johnpiert June 13, 2012

grovered 

To fix something in a very cheap way, using whatever materials are handy. See also: nigger rig; half-assed;

"Dude, my muffler broke off and it was all draggin on the ground - so I grovered it with a coat hanger."

grovered by hoeindabum August 22, 2008