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Glibber globbered

The act of consuming such an extreme amount of alcohol that it is impossible to describe your state of mind.
Bruh I was so glibber globbered last night…I John Cena’d my ex boyfriend in the middle of the function!

glibber globber 

the sound a person makes when someone bites the.
it is amplified when the bite is chonky.
*rucha bites kalyani*
kalyani: what the heck you bit me GLIBBER GLOBBER
rucha: NO! it wasnt me it was the passing by girl in blue hair.

globberfluxible 

Used in Mathematics (usually a technical writing class) when Mathematicians try to describe the nature of a function at a certain point but have trouble coming up with a sophisticated example, say "what the hell", throw up both arms and make up a fancy word that has no real meaning, in place as an adjective to the function.
Bad: f is globberfluxible at x = 3;
Good: The function f is globberfluxible at x =3;
globberfluxible by COSM_C6 July 15, 2019

Absolutely Glovered 

To be worn out by spending your time next to someone with no "banter". Talks exclusively about things you could not care less about. Often harmful to mental health.
I was stuck in his room for more than half an hour, in the end I was absolutely glovered.

Clobbered 

Beaten decisively. When applied to a person, it usually refers to a fistfight. Inanimate objects that have been clobbered are unlikely to be repairable.

Synonyms: thrashed, beaten, smashed, destroyed
Urbandictionary.com's reputation is being clobbered by bad definitions.
Clobbered by rosignol May 17, 2005

globbering 

Shoving your ballsack to a person's throat while receiving oral and trying to gag them as to make a Turkey noise.
Ashton decided globbering her would be fun.
globbering by Kenbrig December 6, 2018
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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