some guy: have you heard of gloompt
some other guy: the sexy mf that just passed us
some guy pt. 2 :yeah 🤤
some other guy: the sexy mf that just passed us
some guy pt. 2 :yeah 🤤
by cockledodledooo September 6, 2021
Get the gloompt mug.“Last night at the club some fat, sweaty munted fuck would not stop following me around !!”
“Same! He was such a gloomp”
“Same! He was such a gloomp”
by Gwoosta April 15, 2020
Get the Gloomp mug.Related Words
gloompt • gloomp • Glooptagloptula • Glomptugg • glomptuous • Gloombt • gloompa • gloomph • Gloompify • Gloomping
A gloombt Hershman cut a sorry figure in the crowd, upon learning that there was no peanut butter left.
Having had sex with one too many girls, Hershman's blue balls made him all the more gloombt.
As the kind chef at Subway accidently puts salad in Hershman's sandwich, he is immediately overwhelmed by a cloud of gloombt.
Having had sex with one too many girls, Hershman's blue balls made him all the more gloombt.
As the kind chef at Subway accidently puts salad in Hershman's sandwich, he is immediately overwhelmed by a cloud of gloombt.
by The Gloombtmeister February 14, 2012
Get the Gloombt mug.Gloomping refers to traveling with a group of friends in the middle of the night in vehicles and following random strangers in their cars in order to scare them as a prank. No harm is ever intended whilst gloomping. Gloomping can take place in many forms. The key to a successful gloomping session is the setup. Some examples of a good setup might be:
Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.
If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.
Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.
Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.
If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.
Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.
Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
Hey dude! Wanna go gloomping tonight!?
Yooooooooo! Bro! That gloomping sesh last night was totally rad bro!
Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
Yooooooooo! Bro! That gloomping sesh last night was totally rad bro!
Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
by Gloomp God June 6, 2021
Get the Gloomping mug.by @jameslev May 2, 2019
Get the gloomp mug.1.yo bro, i just got the most glomptuous sloppy of my life.
2.mannnn that food was glomptuous as hell.
2.mannnn that food was glomptuous as hell.
by megaplutoweeniemonday April 11, 2022
Get the glomptuous mug.n.
1.)A combination of the word glue, and the sound of someone being tackled- oomph. In essence, tackling someone with a hug and gluing yoruself to them gleefully.
2.)The sound that a frog makes in a certain camp song.
1.)A combination of the word glue, and the sound of someone being tackled- oomph. In essence, tackling someone with a hug and gluing yoruself to them gleefully.
2.)The sound that a frog makes in a certain camp song.
1.)After hearing the good news, the girl gloomphed onto her best friend.
Person 1- "OMG!OMG! I just won an award!!" *gloomph*
Person 2- AUGH! Get off of me! can't- breath- suffocating!
Person 1- That's ok! I'm soo happyyy!
Person 1- "OMG!OMG! I just won an award!!" *gloomph*
Person 2- AUGH! Get off of me! can't- breath- suffocating!
Person 1- That's ok! I'm soo happyyy!
by xanthicmoonlight November 16, 2005
Get the gloomph mug.