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Gloomp

A fat, sweaty, munted guy who resembles the fictional Willy Wonka character Augustus Gloop.
Last night at the club some fat, sweaty munted fuck would not stop following me around !!”

“Same! He was such a gloomp”
by Gwoosta April 15, 2020
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gloomp

a gloomp is a sweaty, gross, cocky, man who thinks he can get all the girls.
ugh gross that guy is a gloomp
by @jameslev May 2, 2019
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gloomp

A highly intellectual person who liked to mock others for his well-being.
that guy was gloomp.
by Tommy Sunset January 2, 2011
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Gloomp

To throw down ones neck. Often of beer. Related to the sound. Onomatopoeia
by Robwattsy June 30, 2015
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Gloomp

A word made by Nyatasha Nyanners, gloomp's definition is "Waiting in rain whilst being very grumpy."
by TTVJevk March 23, 2021
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Gloomp

A combination of gloomy and being wet; a depression that sets in after being unexpectedly rained upon.
Man, I got a case of the gloomps today. I think I might catch a cold from all this rain.
by zenbanana March 23, 2021
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Gloomer

Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”
by polominty May 8, 2019
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