glomptuous 

glomptuous

/gəˈləp(t)SH(o͞o)əs/

adjective

1.
divine in every single way
2.
delicious

1.yo bro, i just got the most glomptuous sloppy of my life.
2.mannnn that food was glomptuous as hell.

glomptuous by megaplutoweeniemonday April 11, 2022

glumptious 

The Essex version of scrumptious made famous by Joey Essex,

This food was so sick and glumptious.

glumptious by WOTWOTComME November 21, 2013

Glumptuous 

Glumptuous is when a person is exceedingly cute and hyper today

damn your so Glumptuous today

Glumptuous by BurntDVD March 6, 2023

Glumptious 

Big or fat in size

Gary had a nice rack of glumptious balls

Glumptious by Garythegater April 29, 2021

Gulumptuous 

Sharp; quick thinking; witty

Johnny seems very gulumptuous today.

Gulumptuous by TheCatch March 6, 2011

Glumptuous 

Fat as fuck. Gluttonous with a jelly like body. Enormous with inflated rolls on every limb

That flabby armed bitch is so glumptuous when she stomps into a room belly first.

Glumptuous by uhohstinkythemonke February 13, 2025

Glompous 

A rather silly-looking ginger kitten with a very small head.

Pedro: “Woah… Have you seen that photo of Bailey’s cat? They’re a total glompous!”

“Awww! The glompous!”

Glompous by PhoebeB October 9, 2022