glomptuous Share definition Flag glomptuous/gəˈləp(t)SH(o͞o)əs/adjective1. divine in every single way 2. delicious 1.yo bro, i just got the most glomptuous sloppy of my life. 2.mannnn that food was glomptuous as hell. glomptuous by megaplutoweeniemonday April 11, 2022 Get the glomptuous mug.