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glompified 

If you glomp someone, they have been glompified.
You have just been GLOMPIFIED!
Gloomping refers to traveling with a group of friends in the middle of the night in vehicles and following random strangers in their cars in order to scare them as a prank. No harm is ever intended whilst gloomping. Gloomping can take place in many forms. The key to a successful gloomping session is the setup. Some examples of a good setup might be:

Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.

If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.

Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.

Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.
Hey dude! Wanna go gloomping tonight!?

Yooooooooo! Bro! That gloomping sesh last night was totally rad bro!

Dog... I think I just got gloomped.
Gloomping by Gloomp God June 6, 2021

Glompity 

For something or someone to be slimy or wet in a smelly way.
A blob fish becomes Glompity when it sits in the sun for too long.
Glompity by Evthewordmaster June 1, 2023

glompifimicatimitizify 

1-A hug in which the person is first tackled and thrown back at least five feet. This is usually given when one is very excited to see a person, and often when they have been separated for a long amount of time.

2-A hug in which one person purposely knocks the other backwards and, most likely, onto the ground, sometimes with tears in their eyes; a show of love unlike any other, really.

3-A violent way to say "I really love you, ok?"
glompifimicatimitizify:
Finally, she had come back. Two weeks without my favorite person, my best frinend, the love of my life, and now she was back. I saw her, and tears filled my eyes. I couldn't think of anything to do but run and hug her. Within moments, she had been glompifimicatimitizified. We fell, laughing together, both of us smiling. It was truly a joyful moment.
Based and redpilled to eternity, will begin circulating the web on April 20th 2022
Yo that politician has some gloompy polices bro.
Gloompy by Gayredpilledjimmy April 20, 2022
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