gloomph 

n.
1.)A combination of the word glue, and the sound of someone being tackled- oomph. In essence, tackling someone with a hug and gluing yoruself to them gleefully.

2.)The sound that a frog makes in a certain camp song.

1.)After hearing the good news, the girl gloomphed onto her best friend.

Person 1- "OMG!OMG! I just won an award!!" *gloomph*
Person 2- AUGH! Get off of me! can't- breath- suffocating!
Person 1- That's ok! I'm soo happyyy!

gloomph by xanthicmoonlight November 16, 2005

Gloomp 

A fat, sweaty, munted guy who resembles the fictional Willy Wonka character Augustus Gloop.

“Last night at the club some fat, sweaty munted fuck would not stop following me around !!”

“Same! He was such a gloomp”

Gloomp by Gwoosta April 15, 2020

gölomphed 

(v) To bounce with an intense, overwhelming joy whilst frowning

of Germanic origin

Chloe gölomphed down the corridor as she anticipated her next lesson. A range of emotion came over her, gölomphing was the only suitable action for how she felt at this moment in time.

gölomphed by denontationstation:) January 16, 2023

gloomshine 

The glow of your desktop monitor that fatigues your eyes, especially when the sun is shining bright outside.

This gloomshine has me down. Can't we just go outside and enjoy some sunshine?

gloomshine by Hellow_Moto May 28, 2010

Gloomping

Gloomping refers to traveling with a group of friends in the middle of the night in vehicles and following random strangers in their cars in order to scare them as a prank. No harm is ever intended whilst gloomping. Gloomping can take place in many forms. The key to a successful gloomping session is the setup. Some examples of a good setup might be:

Parking your car on the side of the road with the lights off and waiting for oncoming traffic. Once said traffic passes you, flip on the headlights and pull a U-Turn. They would have thought the car was off and parked, and the sudden U-Turn is bound to scare the shit out of them. Proceed to follow them, or let them go, your choice.

If gloomping with more than two vehicles, it is best to have something like a walkie talkie. You can pull the same setup as before, or a setup with slight variations. Have the first car pull the initial setup, and then have another car flip the lights on down the street when the car gets closer. This will scare the shit out of the driver to know they're outnumbered.

Gloomping is most effective when done in a dark, neighborhood setting.

Safety should always be key when gloomping. Never push the joke too far, and never put yourself or the person you are gloomping in danger. Never follow a driver into their driveway, or into an alley, you never know if they could step out of their car with a weapon. If a driver seems suspicious, back off. Don't do anything stupid, as gloomping is already stupid enough.

Hey dude! Wanna go gloomping tonight!?

Yooooooooo! Bro! That gloomping sesh last night was totally rad bro!

Dog... I think I just got gloomped.

Gloomping by Gloomp God June 6, 2021

glomph 

Is my legal middle name!

and has been, for over 40 years.

It applies to my mascot, the one-footed creature in hi-top basketball sneakers.

see: http://www.glomph.com/

My full name is Jerry Glomph Black

glomph by Jerry Glomph Black December 17, 2003

glomph 

is a very tight hug given by one person to another.

Beth glomphed Tony.

glomph by Tony July 17, 2006