Used as part of a sarcastic remark meaning "Move, I can't see though you." Because you aren't made of glass, and your father made you. He's not a glassmaker.
1 - The name of a certain image showing a female golfer kissing a glass, penis-esque trophy. Thought to be seen by pretty much everyone who frequents the internet.
2 - A term used by b3tans to describe a popular link that everyone's seen before.
B3tan 1 - www.yetisports.org B3tan 2 - Wow..that is the epitome of glasscock.
(Noun)
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.
(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.
(noun)
Man, I have a major glasscock right now.
(verb)
Ty: Hey dude, did you glasscock last night?
Cullen: Yeah, last night was messed up, after the first round I couldn't seem to keep it up; I was totally glasscocking.