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Glasscock
(Noun)
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.
(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.
(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.
glasscock
'Glasscock' specifically refers to a widely and repeatedly distributed photograph of a woman kissing a glass trophy which, owing to the angle from which it was taken, resembles a large cock.
However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.
Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.
However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.
Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.
Glasscock! You fail!!!
glasscock by Guinness2702 April 20, 2009
glasscock
1. That glasscock was ribbed for added pleasure.
- or -
1. That trophy being kissed by that woman may look like a glasscock, but it is not.
2. My grandmother had numerous glasscocks on display in her curio cabinet when I was a child.
3. Damn, Glasscock Road is a long road. We should find out more about it at www.mintred.com/article/122/ .
- or -
1. That trophy being kissed by that woman may look like a glasscock, but it is not.
2. My grandmother had numerous glasscocks on display in her curio cabinet when I was a child.
3. Damn, Glasscock Road is a long road. We should find out more about it at www.mintred.com/article/122/ .
glasscock by scorpionmintred May 16, 2007
Glasscock
Glasscock: adjective.
Origin: crafted from an English (UK) family name that I and the fellow crafters of this new insult puzzled over. We wondered why anyone would want to keep such a name. And thus an insult was born.
Definition: An insult or expletive in which the user is implying that someone's cock (penis) is so weak that it would "break off" or "shatter" in the act of coitus (sex). An insult meant to invoke a sense of impotence or sexual inferiority or fragility of the victim's genitalia. The best use of the term comes with the imagined context of either an angry cowboy or Samuel L Jackson yelling the insult in conjunction with the word motherfucker. (See examples below)
Origin: crafted from an English (UK) family name that I and the fellow crafters of this new insult puzzled over. We wondered why anyone would want to keep such a name. And thus an insult was born.
Definition: An insult or expletive in which the user is implying that someone's cock (penis) is so weak that it would "break off" or "shatter" in the act of coitus (sex). An insult meant to invoke a sense of impotence or sexual inferiority or fragility of the victim's genitalia. The best use of the term comes with the imagined context of either an angry cowboy or Samuel L Jackson yelling the insult in conjunction with the word motherfucker. (See examples below)
Angry Cowboy: Gawd dang sumbitch! Yew glasscock motherfucker!
Samuel L Jackson: Why you glasscocked motherfucker!
Samuel L Jackson: Why you glasscocked motherfucker!
Glasscock by Ren Corvus April 7, 2019
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Heath glasscock by Bigmr.Cock January 16, 2023
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