glassdick
A crack pipe.
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Sucking the Glass Dick
To be smoking methamphetamine or crack cocaine from a rose tube, which is phallic in shape. Usually said when someone suggests or says something so dumb, that it's on par with what you'd expect a crackhead to say.
Stranger: heyy, would you be interested in investing in my multi-level marketing product for essential oils?
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
Wiseass: you must be sucking the glass dick if you think I'd fall for that shit!
Sucking the Glass Dick by NegativeZEN October 18, 2021
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glass dick
glass dick by Anonymous June 30, 2003
Glasscock
(Noun)
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.
(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.
A term used for a man with a strong but fragile boner. Often used for a individual who can't keep a boner for very long.
(Verb)
The act of having a strong but fragile boner. Usually after the first ejaculation.
glasscock
'Glasscock' specifically refers to a widely and repeatedly distributed photograph of a woman kissing a glass trophy which, owing to the angle from which it was taken, resembles a large cock.
However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.
Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.
However, it is commonly used perjoratively to describe any (typically humourous) image or similar file, posted on the Internet, which has previously been widely seen.
Rather than to criticise the image itself, it is intended to insult the person who posted the image for wasting the recipients' time, and for being out-of-date.
Glasscock! You fail!!!
glasscock by Guinness2702 April 20, 2009
Glass Dick
Glass Dick by FrankZito October 7, 2008
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