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Glassbag 

A douchebag who feels the need to wear Google Glass at all times
Look at that Glassbag, I just want to hit him in the solar plexus
Glassbag by JMSleazy January 1, 2014
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GlassFag 

Someone with a glass eye, causing them to be an uncoordinated fag.
-What happened to Jimmy? When did he become such a fag?

-He is a GlassFag. He had the operation a few months ago.
GlassFag by PencilPencil21 May 21, 2010

Glassball 

Same as ping pong but with no ping pong table or bat or net. Substituted for these are regular tables, ash trays and Stella bottles. It is a Brave and Noble Game.
Glassball is better than ping pong.
Glassball by Warwick University February 2, 2005

GrassBag 

Pretty self-explanatory; bag full of dank.
That GrassBag got me good, dank shit, pass the Cheeze-Its bruh.
1)a white little boy that hopes to get layed but knows he never will
2) a bitch to the devil
3) mommas boy that will become the 40 year old virgin
man that kid is a glassband.
glassband by JORDAN` March 2, 2008

GlassBackMat 

12 years experience in slacking. Good at standing, clock-watching, not missing breaktime and making memes with photoshop. Doesn't work weekends.
What's the time GlassBackMat?
Are you working Saturday, GlassBackMat?
GlassBackMat by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020

glassback 

General Dosser
Slacker
Boot Dragger
Glorified Labourer
Doesn't Work Weekends
Good job you're not on price, you glassback bastard.
glassback by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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