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GlassFag 

Someone with a glass eye, causing them to be an uncoordinated fag.
-What happened to Jimmy? When did he become such a fag?

-He is a GlassFag. He had the operation a few months ago.
GlassFag by PencilPencil21 May 21, 2010

Glassball 

Same as ping pong but with no ping pong table or bat or net. Substituted for these are regular tables, ash trays and Stella bottles. It is a Brave and Noble Game.
Glassball by Warwick University February 2, 2005

GrassBag 

Pretty self-explanatory; bag full of dank.
That GrassBag got me good, dank shit, pass the Cheeze-Its bruh.
1)a white little boy that hopes to get layed but knows he never will
2) a bitch to the devil
3) mommas boy that will become the 40 year old virgin
man that kid is a glassband.
glassband by JORDAN` March 2, 2008

GlassBackMat 

12 years experience in slacking. Good at standing, clock-watching, not missing breaktime and making memes with photoshop. Doesn't work weekends.
What's the time GlassBackMat?
Are you working Saturday, GlassBackMat?
GlassBackMat by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020

glassback 

General Dosser
Slacker
Boot Dragger
Glorified Labourer
Doesn't Work Weekends
Good job you're not on price, you glassback bastard.
glassback by VirgilNeedham October 15, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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