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glassband

1)a white little boy that hopes to get layed but knows he never will
2) a bitch to the devil
3) mommas boy that will become the 40 year old virgin
man that kid is a glassband.
by JORDAN` March 2, 2008
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Glassian

To be completely fabricated.
Per Stephen Glass.
Person 1: Did you hear about Ryan's humanitarian aid trip to Sierra Leone over the summer?
Person 2: That was glassian, man. He spent the whole time partying in Bali.
by shatteredglass2.0 November 20, 2019
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Gausband

Someone's gay husband. Usually a female's best friend who happens to be gay. Or a female's husband on facebook who is gay. Husband meaning best friend, not actually meaning that they're married. It's like... a joke.
Emily: "If Matt's gay, then why is he listed as your husband on facbeook?"

Jenna: "He's my gausband! DUH."
by ieatyourfacerawr April 12, 2010
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glanshandler

An overzealous masturbator who takes any opportunity to grab himself, even in public.
That compulsive glanshandler should have a disorder named after him.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018
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glissando

Usually marked by a squiggly line in the music, a glissando is an effect in which a musician makes one note 'slide' into another.
A trombone player performs a glissando by moving the slide without tonguing.

A piano player performs a gliss by dragging his or her fingers along the keys.

A harpist drags his or her fingers along the strings on a harp to glissando.

A guitarist will pluck a note, and while the string is still vibrating, he or she will slide their finger along the neck.

A string player glisses similarly to a guitarist, but instead of plucking they will play a note with their bow.

A brass player that isn't a trombonist or a woodwind player will simply play a chromatic scale between the two notes.
by aflatharmonicminor May 19, 2014
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Glassman

Someone who is very transparent and cannot hide anything
That dude got convicted of a crime because he was so shit at lying, he’s a right glassman
by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict February 23, 2020
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Glassbag

A douchebag who feels the need to wear Google Glass at all times
Look at that Glassbag, I just want to hit him in the solar plexus
by JMSleazy January 1, 2014
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