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glassmaker 

Used as part of a sarcastic remark meaning "Move, I can't see though you." Because you aren't made of glass, and your father made you. He's not a glassmaker.

Alternate: "Your father wasn't a glass blower"
Hey, your daddy ain't no glassmaker! Move it, I'm watching my stories!
glassmaker by msvalley February 28, 2018
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glassmeyer 

Andrew Glassmeyer= Football
Wil= Tennis
Ryan= Dirt bike
Lucy=Basketball
glassmeyer by Florida theo April 8, 2019
Your partner in drinkinking water, juice etc.
My new glassmate is Frankliene. Would you like to meet her?
glassmate by Frankline Foxxx May 4, 2010

Glass Maker 

(n) A vagina belonging to a virginal young woman.

-Derived for the idea of a vagina having so much pressure built up, that if a grain of sand were to enter, it would be immediately turned to glass.
Hey friend, did you see that girl's glass maker? I would love to penetrate that vagina.
Glass Maker by Scurvy Leper March 26, 2009

glass maker 

common sarcastic remark referring to your parental units when you're blocking someone's view especially when you're a cross dresser

"yo horace! was your father a glass maker? because you're blocking the tv gyal!"

glass maker by Jennny August 5, 2006

yo daddy aint no glass maker 

yo daddy aint no glass maker: What ur mom tells u when u get in the way of the tv in the ghetto.
chiled: *walks in front of tv*

mother: *yeets shoe at young'n* Yo daddy aint no glass maker!

Glassmanet 

Skipping gym class again today?? She/He is a hopeless glassmanet!
Glassmanet by Otto the Hunter #2 September 18, 2019
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