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visibly gross; something you do not want to be near
"After being in the freezer since before last Thanksgiving, that turkey was getting glarpy."
glarpy by jamillia October 18, 2008
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adj. The mixed feelings you get when you see a movie/tv show/book/game that you didn’t really care for, but you are glad they made it anyway (the ‘meh’ that you care for). (Source: The Ugly Couch Show Geekshock #133)
”I was really GLAPPY to see the Conan movie because even though I didn’t like it, I’ll probably never get to see another one in the theater.”
glappy by Biggshow April 15, 2013
Related Words
glarpy • glarp • gnarpy • glappy • Glurpy • Glarped • glarpo • Glorpy • garpy • glampy
To glarg someone. Common word used in colleges, but no one really has any idea what it means. Some consider it an alternative to the word "fuck".
What the "glargy" just happened? That fucker came out of nowhere and just glarged the shit out of me.
glargy by bluedevil627 November 12, 2010
Eating a lot of food in one bite
it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down
glarped by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023
Form of greeting exchanged between two friends. Often presented along with a head bow, or the split- fingered Vulcan hand gesture. Short for "Good to see you again, I wish you all the best my friend, what is new in you life experience?"
Person one: "Glarph"
Person two: "Glarph"
glarph by Anonymous September 19, 2003

Glarp Gorp 

A phrase popular in the future with indefinite definition, but can be used as an interjection, greeting, or expletive.
By the time you're married, Glarp Gorp will be cool, since it's unlikely you'll get married soon, due to your smell.
Glarp Gorp by ThirdHrLeadership December 20, 2009
something that is both gnarly and nappy, both extreme and disgusting.
Man, that was gnarpy when I pissed my pants while pulling a 1080 off a 30 foot cliff into 36 inches of fresh powder.
gnarpy by neurofish January 12, 2006
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