noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.

Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".

Glaponsky by pumpernickels June 2, 2018

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glarped

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

glarped by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023

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Glarious

When something is Glaringly Obvious

Can you check this to make sure there is nothing glaringly obvious that I have missed.

Can you please check this to make sure there is nothing glarious that I have missed.

Glarious by Albo George - Hero amongst men September 13, 2017

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Glaros

The Glaros is a type of seagull that is found in Greece near Kimiseos Theotokou 1 road near the sea. It has big open wings when it flies that look like a T posed aircraft (kimisi). His face is usually wet and his eyes are goggled. His flight resembles the flight it the albatross, as it’s wings are know as long and soaring. You can also spot it at the bird meeting and training that starts every day at 8:00AM, but don’t go too early because all the seagulls will all be half awake, angry and their wings will not function properly.

Wow look at this beautiful Glaros flying above the blue sea.

Glaros by The Seagull Glaros February 6, 2023

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