glarpo

- a vagina that's easy.

I totally flarped her glarpo.

by theFlarper August 3, 2010

glarbon

A closet homosexual who outwordly bashes gays.

He's gay, he's leading a double life, he's a glarbon.

by J. J. Friedman July 14, 2005

Glarbonize

To be the recipient of male ejaculatory fluid splattered on the lower back.

After pounding away at Scott's ass, Paul pulled out his dick and Glarbonized his back.

by Fred Mercury January 21, 2006

Glaponsky

noun.

The hottest man you will ever meet. Rock hard abs, a twenty-five inch penile instrument, and a mysterious personality. Often referred to as being godlike.
Likely has met Lil Pump in person.

Glaponsky strutted up to the gentlemen, and uttered a simple yet universally complex phrase: "esketit".

by pumpernickels June 2, 2018

glarped

Eating a lot of food in one bite

it was fucking disgusting how you glarped the piece of cake down

by Georgebush42096 January 16, 2023

Glarious

When something is Glaringly Obvious

Can you check this to make sure there is nothing glaringly obvious that I have missed.

Can you please check this to make sure there is nothing glarious that I have missed.

by Albo George - Hero amongst men September 13, 2017

Glaros

The Glaros is a type of seagull that is found in Greece near Kimiseos Theotokou 1 road near the sea. It has big open wings when it flies that look like a T posed aircraft (kimisi). His face is usually wet and his eyes are goggled. His flight resembles the flight it the albatross, as it’s wings are know as long and soaring. You can also spot it at the bird meeting and training that starts every day at 8:00AM, but don’t go too early because all the seagulls will all be half awake, angry and their wings will not function properly.

Wow look at this beautiful Glaros flying above the blue sea.

by The Seagull Glaros February 6, 2023