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A hand job
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Mr. Glad-Hand
Somone like a politician who goes goes up and shakes everyone's hand with a great big smile. Feighned "Glad to meet ya."
Mr. Glad-Hand by ellmanholmes July 10, 2011
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Glad Hand
ONE in the pink; FOUR in the stink... which after insertion is followed by a "Hi how are you, nice to meet you" up and down handshake type motion. When the hand is removed it seems to have a new dark brown, GLAD trash bag appearance.
" I met her at the airport on a layover; we drank at the bar and I gave her the old Glad Hand in a corner near Terminal C"
Glad Hand by WindoLickr February 21, 2022
smiley gladhands
As a noun, this slang term refers to individuals that are quick to offer a disingenuous handshake and smile. Although interest and affection from this person may seem legitimate, the severity of their fakery can range anywhere from half-hearted respect of social customs to malicious attempts at separating an individual or group from their money and dignity.
May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.
Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.
May also be used as an adjective, referring to the act of engaging in the above behavior.
Popularized in 1996 by Maynard James Keenan as lyrics in the song Ænema, performed by the band Tool.
"That used car salesman is being very smiley gladhands."
"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."
"I don't want to play smiley gladhands and hang out with your coworkers."
smiley gladhands by ==jjjj=D~ August 28, 2009
gladhand
To shake hands with superficial, overzealous sincerity.
The quintessential, and most repugnant, gladhand is done with both hands around the other person's right hand.
The quintessential, and most repugnant, gladhand is done with both hands around the other person's right hand.