Giraffe Neck

When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.

Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.

by Aaron Sierpo March 24, 2007

Giraffe Neck

a person with a abnormally long neck who looks like a giraffe

"Wow that girl kylie looks like a giraffe neck"

by badniqqabitch July 21, 2017

Giraffe Neck

Long and strong dick

I’m so sore because that dude last night had a giraffe neck. That pussy got zoo booked.
Let me see what that giraffe neck do.

by Pterodactyl’D June 6, 2020

Giraffe Neck

The art of inserting your entire arm in a womans' vagina.

A: Bro, I totally giraffe necked that chick, Maddie!

B: ...Did she die?

A: Yeah... but it was totally worth it!

by ladiesman69 ;) January 25, 2011

Giraffe Neck

A girl who perform oral sex to a long af penis with ease

You: Yo me and my girl finally got to Third Base
Your Friend: Yo you serious bro
You: Yo guess what .... She giraffe neck me bro
Your Friend: Yo you joking
You: From the tip all the way to my nuts man

by BlueJay Slade November 14, 2017

giraffe's neck

A turd peppered with sweetcorn kernels

After last night's corn-on-the-cob, it's no surprise that I just layed down a giraffe's neck. What's more, it smelled like the Savanna too.

by koyn November 29, 2006

giraffe-neck

To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.

Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.

by Jay-Tizzle August 15, 2006