gilft

When auto-correct fucks up when you try and write gif

''I tried to write gif but it auto-corrected to gilft wtf''

gilft by Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee April 1, 2017

gifted kid burnout 

when children who were once considered the "gifted" or "smart" kids in class grow up to underperform academically and (likely) socially. the kid who actually liked doing homework and got all A's when they were nine but by sixteen aren't doing well in school and often feel crushing disappointment at the loss of approval teachers and parents once gave them. often have problems socializing, have poor mental health, and resort to drinking/drugs/other forms of escapism. usually really smart, but still do poorly/average in school.

amanda: didn't you used to get straight A's? what happened?

angela: i started underperforming and because my entire self-esteem rested on my grades so now i have no idea what to do lol anyway now i'm a gifted kid burnout

gifted kid burnout by giftedkidburnout January 12, 2018

gilt 

A thin layer of gold or gold leaf applied to surfaces.

The handle of the sword was covered with gilt. Past tense~gilded.

gilt by Starchylde May 26, 2016

Homer Gift 

A gift that is actually intended for the person giving rather than the supposed recipient. Based on Homer's gift to Marge of a bowling ball (with his name engraved on it) in the Simpson's episode "Life on the Fast Lane."

Bob: “She got me a gym membership for my birthday.”

Doug: “That is such a Homer Gift. She is tired of being seen in public with your tubby ass!”

Homer Gift by El J May 3, 2007

thoughtless gifter 

Someone that gives gifts without putting any thinking into it.

Shoppers overheard a rude thoughtless gifter say," They get whatever I buy them, their lucky they're getting anything."

thoughtless gifter by jpg3 December 20, 2014

Mastering the gift 

Female masturbation

Her room mate unexpectedly walked in while she was furiously mastering the gift!

Mastering the gift by GAM Brian September 9, 2016

Gift 

Gift. Dictionary meaning present but in depth, a present to the world. Beautiful, pretty, sexy smart and talented. Often loud but quiet at the same time. Should never be tested even tho tough they seem calm and weak don't try thief patience. Can easily get angry but takes a while for them to be sad and very violent. Very good in bed and other places and takes whatever life throws.

She's such a gift!!

Gift by HolyGrayal April 6, 2017