geritroll

An old person who travels through the neighborhood talking to anyone who will listen.

Sorry Mom, but Mabel is a geritroll and she wouldn't quit talking.

by BeaLeager August 22, 2009

Jeritroll

to anticpate the return of a person only to be trolled by them.

Chris Jericho jeritrolled the fans by returning only to troll themby not saying nothing and running around like a maniac.

by save_me.222 January 4, 2012

the Geritol crowd

Senior citizens. Could be used affectionately, humorously, derisively, or simply as a matter of fact depending on the speaker's tone of voice and whether s/he is a senior citizen.

John, give the Geritol crowd a break when you get on the bus. Those "Priority Seating" signs are there for a reason. It's very difficult for a senior citizen who needs to get around to do, say, shopping, to sit down or get up if s/he has sciatica and is forced to sit in the back of the bus.

by pentozali April 8, 2006

geritol

Vitamins used by very old people.

I saw a modern picture of Danica McKellar, my childhood crush. After seeing a note on the pic that she was 40, I reached for my Geritol.

by ex-HAWKer March 25, 2016

Jeritroll

1. (n) - One who tricks everyone into thinking they are excited about what they are not.

2. (n) - To "troll" by walking(or running)around a selected area for so long(also while seeming excited)and then leaving.

3. (n) - One who can easily make many despise him without saying a single word, but by going against what they hope happens.

"Dude, did you see Raw last night?"

"I did! IT WAS AWESOME! Jericho totally Jeritrolled everyone in sight."

by Ronaldo Makudonaldo March 14, 2012

Geritol Popper

An incompetent driver, almost always elderly that creates an ongoing road hazard by doing 25 in the passing lane, failing to use signals, ignoring the fact that green lights mean go, and switching lanes or pulling out in front of you with no warning. Despite AARP's propaganda to the contrary, they are as dangerous, if not more so than teen drivers due to failing senses and bad reflexes yet they get massive insurance discounts due to "driving experience" as opposed to the actual risk they pose to other drivers

Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.

Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!

by binydeamon March 23, 2009

Geritol Joe

Joe Biden's nickname because he takes lots of multi-vitamins.

Republicans are upset Trump lost to Geritol Joe in the election.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 6, 2021