A cob of dried corn used by pranksters on "Mischief Night" to toss at people's doors......notable for the loud BLANG!! or KABAAM!! it makes when hitting a door.......
That was one righteous door knocker dude!
Old lady Henson was awakened by the loud BANG of half a dozen door knockers on October 30th.
Old lady Henson was awakened by the loud BANG of half a dozen door knockers on October 30th.
by binydeamon October 29, 2009
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Sarah Palin, what a luftkopf. She preaches morality and her own teen daughter gets knocked up!
Anne Coulter, the hateful blonde luftkopt of the right and its resident loon has penned yet another inflammatory book.
Anne Coulter, the hateful blonde luftkopt of the right and its resident loon has penned yet another inflammatory book.
by binydeamon April 10, 2010
Get the luftkopf mug.As a verb:To defecate and urinate at the same time. Usually done in a hurry or with great urgency. A common military slang term used in reference to using the "facilities".
As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.
As a noun: The act of taking a shit and piss at the same time.
OK recruits! Five minute pump and dump!
Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!
Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.
Mom, where is the restroom, I have to pump and dump like yesterday!
Aaah much better, I needed that pump and dump.
by binydeamon January 13, 2009
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Hey bro' did you hear about who stuck up the ghettomart at 5th and Main?
Hold a second, I want to stop and grab some snacks at the local ghettomart.
Hold a second, I want to stop and grab some snacks at the local ghettomart.
by binydeamon January 13, 2009
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Gurl 1: Do you have the tea on the Miss Burned Out Mess 2010 pageant? Inquiring minds want to know about the one judge.
Gurl 2:Yeah, check out the thread about it on Carrie Fairfield ,the tea is being served.
Gurl 2:Yeah, check out the thread about it on Carrie Fairfield ,the tea is being served.
by binydeamon October 26, 2010
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VenomFangX on Youtube is a classioc example of the typical lying Hovindists.
Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance
According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.
That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
Ever been to the Creation Museum in Petersburg Kentucky? it is a showcase of Hovindist Stupidity and ignorance
According to Hovindist Physics, the speed of light varies thus proving young earth creationisam right and Einstein, Kepler, Newton, and Hawking wrong.
That book and website Answers in Genesis is a buch of Hovindist Baloney
by binydeamon September 05, 2009
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Honey, I am going to be late, this Geritol Popper in front of me is doing 25 in a 45 zone.
Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!
Damn, that stupid Geritol Popper almost hit me. She didn't even look before she backed out onto the highway!
by binydeamon March 23, 2009
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