ex-HAWKer's definitions

abc store

A place run by the state government where ethyl alcohol is sold.

I’m heading to the ABC Store to get some booze.

by ex-HAWKer January 5, 2021

geritol

Vitamins used by very old people.

I saw a modern picture of Danica McKellar, my childhood crush. After seeing a note on the pic that she was 40, I reached for my Geritol.

by ex-HAWKer March 25, 2016