8 definition by Pudge from Brockton, MA

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It's a wedgie at noon. Something an uncle does to his nephew to be a daily a**hole, that makes your underwear go right up your backside, slamming your poop back into your rectum.
Man, my Uncle got me again with another High-nooner. My underwear tore me a new a**hole! Opened me right up!
by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 12, 2021

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Joe Biden's nickname because he takes lots of multi-vitamins.
Republicans are upset Trump lost to Geritol Joe in the election.
by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 06, 2021

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Homosexual men
Provincetown, MA has a lot of tall fruit trees walking around holding hands.
by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 02, 2021

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Trump supporters. Also, Citrus thrips are yellow insects that feed off orange trees, and attack other fruit trees.
Trump's diehard citrus thrips still think he won re-election.
by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 02, 2021

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Warm Milk is what Joe Biden supporters get intoxicated and brain dead off.
Obama supporters drank the Kool-Aid. Trump supporters drank the Trumpicana Juice. Biden supporters drink Warm Milk.
by Pudge from Brockton, MA January 30, 2021

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6.9
It's a 69 interrupted by a period.
Me and my girl tried having a 69 last night, but her Aunt Flo unexpectedly came by, so it ended up being a 6.9.
by Pudge from Brockton, MA January 26, 2021

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Joe "Bigdaddy" Biden. jr.
Donald J Trump may been my daddy from 2016 to 2020, but Bigdaddy is my new daddy.
by Pudge from Brockton, MA January 25, 2021

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