geittered 

(adjective) To be under the influence of some type of stimulant or speed.

When Jordy pulled into Johnny's driveway Johnny could tell that Jordy was geittered and had been up for a day or so at least.

geittered by Nikki Stixx April 8, 2019

Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.

You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.

Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009

glitterette 

One particle of glitter.

Lafawnduh: Oh my gosh Shahniqua! I just got a glitterette in my eye!
Shahniqua: Girl..don't you mean glitter?
Lafawnduh: Heck no fool, it be only one piece of glitter!

glitterette by shadyladies April 13, 2009

Glittered and Twittered 

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."

Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"

Glittered and Twittered by gravy111 November 21, 2010

Geetered 

1.The resulting state occuring after large amounts of Methamphetamine are consumed either , rectally(which seems to be prefered in a majority of the geetered population)internasally,heated inhalation (or vaporization),intervaniously,or used sub-lingually by licking it off the ass of a quarter gram meth transvestite. The geetered party is generally wide eyed, gittery,agressivly cleaning/vaccuming, the geetered party also may or may not periodicly anounce that he is "spinnin" by simply shouting "spinnin!". One who is or has become geetered may also exhibit symptoms of excitability,excessive masturbation or pornography, loss in voice volume control, and a sense that everybody is super intrested in a story they have been telling over and over again for hours at a time without a single breath.
2. High as fuck on some crystal meth.

"Damn bro he's fuckin geetered."
"Yeah i know he's been pacing around talking to him self, and yelling 'spinnin' every now and then, for a good 47 hours at least."

Geetered by jbizzlesuckaniggadizzle March 10, 2017

gattered 

Wen ur seriously pissed, out of ya face
Also c gatta

Lets get gattered tonight

gattered by Cait July 22, 2004

Glitterdick 

Something that young black girls, specifically in their teens/20s, call white guys, specifically to confuse them.

"I caught the closing elevator door for her so she wouldn't miss the elevator at my hotel, and she called me Glitterdick. She smiled, makes me guess it wasn't mean spirited but who knows."

Glitterdick by aguywhoiskindaweird January 16, 2014