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Geetered 

A condition that appears when one is high as hell on Methamphetamine.It usually peaks after being high and awake for two or more days. Much like OCD but drug induced the subject will become intensly focused on tasks such as cleaning, organizing and reorganizing their belongings, "fixing things" that are not broken,and masterbating to pornography.Sometimes these tasks will take place simultaneously and continue for days. The geetered party will move around quickly from project to project in a back and forth jerky motion much like a chicken pecking in a barnyard sometimes talking to themselves or making strange clucking/whistling noises. The condtion is not permanent and can be reversed with a nap, a meal and a few days rest.
You can always tell when my neighbor Ray Ray is geetered. He wears a head lamp and a tool belt with a propane torch, tools, a copy of hustler and a bottle of sex lube in it around the house.
Geetered by Rock Cystianson January 31, 2009
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Geetered 

1.The resulting state occuring after large amounts of Methamphetamine are consumed either , rectally(which seems to be prefered in a majority of the geetered population)internasally,heated inhalation (or vaporization),intervaniously,or used sub-lingually by licking it off the ass of a quarter gram meth transvestite. The geetered party is generally wide eyed, gittery,agressivly cleaning/vaccuming, the geetered party also may or may not periodicly anounce that he is "spinnin" by simply shouting "spinnin!". One who is or has become geetered may also exhibit symptoms of excitability,excessive masturbation or pornography, loss in voice volume control, and a sense that everybody is super intrested in a story they have been telling over and over again for hours at a time without a single breath.
2. High as fuck on some crystal meth.
"Damn bro he's fuckin geetered."
"Yeah i know he's been pacing around talking to him self, and yelling 'spinnin' every now and then, for a good 47 hours at least."
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Geedered 

A STATE OF EUPHORIC CHAOS ::TWACKED:ZAPPED;

ADAPTED FROM "GEEKED-OUT"
see also;CHEEZ;CRASTILLS
That dude was so geedered, he ran into a poll.
Geedered by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 27, 2005

geezered 

Being passed in a race by another competitor much older than you.
I thought I was doing really well in the hill climb until I got geezered by a 65 year old on a piece of crap bike.
geezered by kingofbanff May 24, 2010
Bieng jacked up or under the influence of cocaine or crystal meth.
I havnt done blow in a hot minute, lets get gietered tonight!
gietered by HO5TEL May 19, 2017

Geedered 

When ur on speed and get stuck for long periods of time and get nothing accomplished
I got geedered on that door it took me 7 hours to paint it and It still looks like shit
Geedered by Countrygirl25 March 3, 2021

geezered 

To be held back by an older man that is scared of being alone so he gives bad advise to manipulate people into staying close
that guy geezered me into wasting so much of my life
geezered by Mr. Konnected July 14, 2023
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