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When the hottest woman in the world, with the world's sweetest ass, is wearing an outfit that includes glitter manages to smear her glitter all over you... from head to head to toe, via intense body-to-body contact. Its so dirty... you can't help butt beg for more.
Baby, get that sweet ass over here... I need to be glittered!!

She glittered me and I didn't even notice... I was just too busy starring at her cute smile.
Glittered by luckiest_guy_43 December 11, 2012
Ladies! Let’s get glittered tonight!
Glittered by ThreeFoolsAdrift November 8, 2019

Glittered and Twittered 

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."
Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"
Glittered and Twittered by gravy111 November 21, 2010

Glittered Tights 

Different from your conventional black coloured tights. Normally have a shiny, silvery appearance and are covered in glitter; don't always work on everyone who tries them. This is something females may describes themselves as when trying to appear more complicated than need be.
Treasure-"There's black tights and then there's glittered tights, I consider myself the latter; don't always work out with everyone."
Hot Boi-"Eh????"
Treasure-"Work it out love."
Glittered Tights by 5'5 beast August 30, 2009

Glittered her kitten 

To perform anal sex on a woman and then fuck her pussy
Last night was great, I was doing her up the arse then I glittered her kitten!!

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~` 

`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`
`~`A`~`Glittered`~`DiUicksuckerU`~`
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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