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gattered 

Wen ur seriously pissed, out of ya face
Also c gatta
Lets get gattered tonight
gattered by Cait July 22, 2004
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gattered 

1. Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.

Basically drunk.
Last night I was gattered out my head...
Going to get gattered tonight chav
gattered by Pipey Magraw April 16, 2006
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Gattered 

Drunk to the point where one is unable to walk and where they think that they can, in fact, see through time
'Toms proper gattered, look at him, hes all over the shop'
Gattered by JDEH May 9, 2007

Guttered 

(guh-turd) A mixture between being Haggard, in the gutter and almost always being intoxicated from some substance no matter what time of day; usually the funny guy at the party who always takes something just a little bit too far.
Look at Perry over there, he's pretty shitfaced.
(2 hours later)
Oh, fuck! Who shit in the microwave and put it on defrost? Perry?! Was it you? Man, you're guttered bro!
Guttered by Jaclay February 25, 2010

gathered 

the most lame and pointless alternative to saying "figured"
christine: you have a friend that goes here?
matt: yeah, she's in the same grade as me
christine: gathered.
matt:... wtf?
christine: gathered! like figured...
matt: wha - who the hell says that??
gathered by pnguyen January 22, 2008

Guttered 

Past tense of someone being gutter stomped.
Did you hear how Matt died? He had his face guttered in.
Guttered by BrokeXCampbell November 2, 2018

Guttered 

Under the influence of intoxicating substances to the point of being out of control.
God I was so guttered last night.
He is so guttered he couldn't get it up.
Guttered by Weezhard January 31, 2003
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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