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Grittered

When someone quickly eats shit. Usually face first. Things that can be grittered are: face, hands, knees and elbows. Its the same thing a scrape but a better way to say it.
"When I went to the lake, I grittered my face on the way to the water."
by anonymous October 11, 2023
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geittered

(adjective) To be under the influence of some type of stimulant or speed.
When Jordy pulled into Johnny's driveway Johnny could tell that Jordy was geittered and had been up for a day or so at least.
by Nikki Stixx April 8, 2019
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Gritter

A person from the Niles region of Southwest Michigan that is known as one of the dregs of society. Gritters are usually known for being unkempt and wearing pajamas to Walmart, and being of a lower IQ, while thinking they are some sort of dirtbag Patriarche.
The female version is a Gritta, and a particularly well known Gritter, with the proper pedigree is known as a Legacy Gritter
That Gritter smells like stale Marlboros.
by Gritter King June 23, 2021
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Council Gritter

Someone taking a hit for the team by fucking council housing lasses in order to keep them off the streets, therefore stop them getting knocked up by other council housing clowns
Bobby: Fuck me Dave, your a right Council Gritter! Is that how you met your wife?
by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019
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Grifterella

A woman who fakes her personality, heritage, lifestyle, in order to become famous.
Hillaria Baldwin is the bell of the ball as Grifterella.
by BostonBorn7 April 14, 2022
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glitterette

Lafawnduh: Oh my gosh Shahniqua! I just got a glitterette in my eye!
Shahniqua: Girl..don't you mean glitter?
Lafawnduh: Heck no fool, it be only one piece of glitter!
by shadyladies April 13, 2009
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Grittard

A upper lower-class white male whose day-to-day style consists of wife-beaters, acid washed jeans, forearm tattoos, low self-awareness, and a chinstrap.

Describes a dumb, irrationally confident, gritty but not tough white dude
See: Kevin Federline aka HGIC "Head Grittard in Charge" of Grittard Nation
by Gritty Grittardo September 22, 2018
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